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Sevi Says
I despise and loathe every one of you.
Created on 2003-11-03 20:21:58 (#1434883), last updated 2006-01-20
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| Name: | Severus Snape |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 01-02 |
| Website: | Bizenghast |
Welcome to Sevi Says, a fabulous new feature wherein you can write to Severus Snape, and he can bitch about how stupid you are. I think it's an even trade. YES, there is also this same feature on Interactive MuggleNet. This is because I offered to do this segment over there as well, back when I was a Prefect over there. When I left the site, they continued to do the feature. Go figure.
For those of you directed here through FanFiction.net, you can check out the author's website at www.bizenghast.com for funny comics and crap.
HOW SEVI SAYS WORKS
Obviously, this is an advice column, not a symposium. You DON'T post your questions here. You EMAIL any and all questions to: Bizenghast@hotmail.com. Letters will be posted on a weekly basis here, or even daily, depending on how lazy I am that week.
If you want to comment on the letters, you can do it in my personal journal (see above). But not on here.
A few tips that might help your letter get posted:
-I don't know if you actually read Ann Landers, or whoever they got to replace Ann Landers, but generally an advice column is where you ask for ADVICE. Not where you insult the person answering the letters and hope they respond. We're not doin' that today, sorry.
-Sevi doesn't know the first thing about college life, no matter what he says. Stop writing to him about your RAs and registering for classes and how to kill dorky roommates. There are only so many ways to kill a person.
-Sevi likes to cook. Send him recipes.
Enjoy!
For those of you directed here through FanFiction.net, you can check out the author's website at www.bizenghast.com for funny comics and crap.
HOW SEVI SAYS WORKS
Obviously, this is an advice column, not a symposium. You DON'T post your questions here. You EMAIL any and all questions to: Bizenghast@hotmail.com. Letters will be posted on a weekly basis here, or even daily, depending on how lazy I am that week.
If you want to comment on the letters, you can do it in my personal journal (see above). But not on here.
A few tips that might help your letter get posted:
-I don't know if you actually read Ann Landers, or whoever they got to replace Ann Landers, but generally an advice column is where you ask for ADVICE. Not where you insult the person answering the letters and hope they respond. We're not doin' that today, sorry.
-Sevi doesn't know the first thing about college life, no matter what he says. Stop writing to him about your RAs and registering for classes and how to kill dorky roommates. There are only so many ways to kill a person.
-Sevi likes to cook. Send him recipes.
Enjoy!
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